all those comparisons
The ultimate dad joke compilation
Reblog for “Robeneros”
stalia: a summary
‘Mummy, have you seen my jumper?’
‘Yes, dear, it’s on the cat.’
MY LIFE MAKES SENSE NOW
BECAUSE IT’S A HOOK! OH MY GOD!!!
NOW I SEEEEEEEEEEE
AND AT LAST I SEEEE THE LIIIIIIIIIGHT
let’s all take a minute to stop and think about how Hagrid gave Harry his homemade birthday cake, told him how much he looked like his parents, and fed him sausages before he even started to explain that he was a wizard
let’s stop to think about how his absolute first priority was to let harry know that he was loved and cared for
Orange is the New Black quotes » Tit Punch (1x02)
"…the only friend I made during the two years I was at college."
Sherlock knew Sally in university - back when she went by the name of Victoria Trevor.
*Jamie Lee Curtis voice* could you like, chill, for a sec?
Get to know me meme [3/5] favorite movies: Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World↳"If she really is the girl of your dreams then you have to let her know. You have to overcome any and all obstacles that lie in your path. You can do it, be with her, it’s your destiny…plus, I need you to move out."